Naveed Mahbub

HUMOROUSLY YOURS

The writer is an engineer at Ford & Qualcomm USA and CEO of IBM & Nokia Siemens Networks Bangladesh turned comedian (by choice), the host of ABC Radio's Good Morning Bangladesh and the founder of Naveed's Comedy Club. E-mail: naveed@naveedmahbub.com

When Harry Met Salary

When Harry met Meghan, two things were set in motion.

4y ago

Heavy New Year

The legendary ball drops at New York City’s Time Square, the Sydney Opera House is all lit up from fireworks as are the Eiffel Tower and many other landmarks around the world, not to mention the countless non-descript ones.

4y ago

The smog was the limit

Everyone knows you are the sharpest officer, but be prepared to put “Maj. (Retd.)” before your name once you hang up your uniform for good. Ok, maybe not. Since you stand out so much from the rest, you’ll advance further, to the rank of Lt. Col., tops. Ok? Now go, finish up your staff college and be happy with “PSC” at the end of your name and stop dreaming of adding an NDC (National Defense College) on your business card.

4y ago

Have None, Will Travel

You want to now pack me up and send me to Timbuktu?” yells Dennis Palmer, sitting at the head of the table in the meeting room.

4y ago

Every breath you take

Neither Pink Floyd nor the Pink Panther had anything to do with Bangladesh’s pink wash, but the good thing is that Bangladesh at least didn’t let India play for a good two days during the first test. In fact, the runs of our boys in the first innings were 0,1,8,1,6,0,0,0,4, which together was perhaps a cryptic message to Robi to once again pick up the team sponsorship.

4y ago

To Cut or Not to Cut

When a cyclone is named Bulbul, chances are people, at least in Bangladesh, won’t take it seriously. And we are Bangladeshis—what freaks us out is not a number 9 signal, but the lowest number

5y ago

Indecent Proposal

A bit more about “special” rooms from my column a few weeks ago, when Bangladesh University of Engineering and Technology (Buet) was in the news for the wrong reasons. It’s room 429, Nazrul Islam Hall.

5y ago

The last and the ludicrous

Hats off to the Ministry of Public Administration for taking the bold step of introducing paternity leave. Better be clear though about the cap on the number of such leaves, else we will have a population explosion 2.0.

5y ago
September 22, 2017
September 22, 2017

The rhinocerine politician

I guess we have to come to accept that Aung San Suu Kyi is no longer a little girl with a little doll called the Nobel Peace Prize. She has matured into a seasoned and rhinocerine politician.

September 16, 2017
September 16, 2017

Un Sung Fuh Ror

Aung San Suu Kyi – what an impressive resume.

August 18, 2017
August 18, 2017

Fifty Shades of White

Combine the seven colours of the rainbow and you get white light. That's not to say that combine all the rainbow flags and you get white.

August 11, 2017
August 11, 2017

Ask first, walk later

After taking the vitals of my mother, the nurse at this hospital in Bangkok, Thailand asks me in a soothing melody: “Yoll mathall blood pleshull high flom walkeeng to this loom?”

August 4, 2017
August 4, 2017

Flying while daddy

I‘m a frequent and solo flier without the privilege of pre-boarding as a business class passenger.

June 24, 2017
June 24, 2017

Murphy's Brother-in-Law

The red marks on my three month old's face are definitely not mosquito bites. And mosquitoes are something we are REALLY scared of.

June 16, 2017
June 16, 2017

June Mayhem

As the Lion goes in for the kill of the Kangaroo, the Tiger gets ready for the semi-finals. This is one day when every Bangladeshi is an

June 9, 2017
June 9, 2017

The curse of the Bonsai

The horizontal axis of the graph surely extends from the right to the left, Middle Eastern style. That is the only explanation for

June 3, 2017
June 3, 2017

It Is The Time…

It is the time when the head of the roadside restaurant is covered up during lunchtime as we only see the legs, knees downwards. Just

May 27, 2017
May 27, 2017

Semana Caliente

A man in Bronx, New York, gets into his Honda just like another man in London who gets into his Hyundai. The Bronx man drives