Jobs and positions that need to exist
The professional life can be hectic and full of boredom unless your job requires you to do what you do best or at least enjoy yourself while doing it. Thus at times, you search for the job or position that was made for you. If you ever came across one of these job posts, would you hesitate to apply for the position?
Laughter sidekick: A friend in need is a friend indeed. But a friend who laughs at your lame and crappy jokes, is the real MVP. If you're someone who feels anxious when it comes to telling jokes, this is the guy you'd love to hire. Your laughter sidekick will laugh at your lamest jokes and will make you feel a lot better about your sense of humour as well as your existence.
Professional de-motivators: If giving motivation or life advice counts as a profession, doing the opposite should be accepted as one too. Their job will be de-motivating others from doing certain things or making irrational decisions. Their motto in life is, "Why bother?" as they will preach this to others as well.
Social media "researcher": Kind of creepy, but it can employ a lot of people out there. As long as you don't end up liking your target's post back from the nineteenth century, you're good to go.
Caption finder: This position will be administered by the highly active citizens of Facebook and Instagram as they find themselves to be unworthy or incapable of putting a caption on their own photos. If you're good with words and can skilfully put them in a sentence to produce something aesthetic, you're the man for this job. At times, you don't even need to make the caption as you can simply look for a suitable one on the internet.
Professional annoyer: As the Joker once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." Sadly, no one will be willing to pay you for being the annoying person you are. But what if they did? You should apply for this position if you're good at annoying others. As a professional annoyer, your employer will probably hand you the responsibility to annoy the life out of certain people, mostly his or her enemies.
Contractual wingman: If your wingman game is strong, this is the job that you've been looking for. There are a lot of people out there who are missing out on your skills as they're not acquainted with you. Hence, you can offer your services on contractual basis; completely professional with no strings attached. Your closest friends can vouch for your skills as a wingman as their names and contact info will be on the reference section of your resume.
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