Health minister comes down with bout of indigestion after receiving too much praise

The Unhealthy Minister has been suffering from gastric distress ever since he started receiving appreciation for his success in DVD-19 prevention.

"I could not digest all the unhealthy appreciation and am now admitted to a five-star hospital in the city," the minister told this correspondent during a confidential conversation.

His gastric distress turned out to be so bad that he was rushed to the ICMU (Insanely Callous Ministers' Unit) of the hospital right after he made the statement, said on-duty doctors.

Asked about the chances of his full recovery, doctors said the minister received appreciation for things that no one had done before.

"So, he is suffering from an extremely rare case. We are trying our best," a doctor said.

Meanwhile, a group of thugs raised questions about the sickness of the honorable minister.

"What would happen to public health if the unhealthy minister fails to ensure his own health?" they asked.

From this question, intelligence agencies confirmed that these thugs were anti-state and anti-government.

An email received by this correspondent, sent without any address and subject, read, "These thugs need to be put to crossfire. If you don't agree with this, you should be tagged as one of them too."

Meanwhile, the unhealthy minister has already burped once at the hospital after which a national holiday was declared.

The netizens have taken the social media by storm ever since.

Koro Jore Prarthana, an unidentified Facebook profile, wrote, "We want the minister to burp every single day. We want such national holidays frequently."

He also proposed the government to keep the health minister at the hospital's ICMU forever and appoint a new man as the acting minister.

On the other hand, Bador Moshai from his twitter profile, wrote that the idea of national holiday was "solid" and the government deserves praises for this.

"No such holiday was ever enjoyed by the mass like this before. This will surely set a new example," he wrote.

He also wrote that every citizen of Chapasthan should say "all hail the government" at least once for thanking the supreme power of the country.   He, however, did not mention how he managed to write so many things in one post on a micro blogging site.