Covid-19 times return to coincide with end of Country’s grand celebrations

The infamous Covid-19 virus, which gained notoriety for being the sexiest and most talked about modern day infection, demonstrated its kindness by waiting for The Country to finishing celebrating the greatest festival ever seen.

"I waited for almost a month to celebrate the tenacious spirit of this country and its great leaders. This celebration, for me, felt very personal. It was like a celebration of one whole family," it said.

"Of course, seeing all the sad faces of people who took to the road and stayed in their vehicles for hours…such dedication. It dawned upon me how emotional they were about this day. It really made me question my intentions. So, I decided to wait and let everyone enjoy, while those with an agenda rained plaudits on the grand days," the virus further said.

When asked about its future intentions, Covid said the show must go on. "My family from many corners have just arrived. We, too, must have our celebrations now. The show must go on."

This correspondent reached out to the country's unhealthy minister to ask if they were worried about the second, third or fourth coming of the virus. "No worries," he said, adding, "People should really wear masks and quarantine. This isn't a game of follow the leader. Not everyone is as privileged so people should take responsibility for their own health," he snapped.

Asked if more vaccines were coming, he said, "No worries. I am sure we will get the vaccines. "Asked if there was a concrete plan in place, he said, "Sure".

The county has recently seen a spike in the number of infections – the highest it has been since the outbreak.

Ministers say it is down to people not paying attention to the health measures no one was implementing and had nothing to do with an influx of numerous foreigners, their entourages and the ruling party's assurance that the virus was no longer a concern.  The state insists that it is up to the people to protect themselves. "We have discussed the matter with Covid-19, but it says it has to come back now. And well, looks like the citizens, excluding us top officials, really invited all the trouble," an official under the condition of anonymity said.