Messi suspects ‘Pasher Basar Aunty’ leaked his salary to media

Messi is furious as his incredible salary information was leaked by someone 'unknown'. 

Messi is a staunch believer in the idea that people shouldn't ask a girl her age and a boy his salary. In spite of these questions being forbidden, still they have taken the role of frequently asked questions (FAQs) all over the world. We know, as a footballer, Messi earns a lot. But that doesn't mean it should be leaked.

The recent leak about Messi's incredible salary has left everyone spellbound. Messi has been fuming since. However, the spy still remains unidentified despite intelligence units, like FBI, MOSAD, RAW and so many forces, searching for the culprit.

Even a Satireday investigation, where we searched "Who Leaked Messi's Salary" on Google, refused to yield a result.

When a furious Messi was asked whether he suspected anyone, the footballer claimed to know exactly who did it. "I know who leaked such a confidential information. It is none other than my 'Pasher Basar Aunty.' I cannot take legal action just because I don't have any evidence. But I am sure, it's her."

Asked how he was so sure, Messi went on to vent. "I know her since my childhood. Whenever something would happen in our house, she would be the first to know. Once I failed an exam and came back home with a heavy heart. Suddenly, my father started to beat me before me even telling him about my failure. Later, I heard that it was my 'Pasher Basar Aunty' who gave the news to my father. Since then, every confidential news seems to be known by someone who is none other than my 'Pasher Basar Aunty'. Would you not suspect her too?"

Well, Messi seems to have the ground to point the finger at his 'Pasher Basar Aunty'. Even the unknown philosophers Soclates and Pinto predicted about the activities of a 'Pasher Basar Aunty' in their ancient books. They said, "Pasher Basar aunty is faster than light. They can transfer news to the farthest corner of the universe, which is 47 billion light years away from Earth, without using any modern technology. They can know the unknown, see the unseen, predict the unpredictable incidents."

The revelation of Messi's salary also dispelled another belief.  We used to think that people didn't want to share their salary information, because most people earn less. But, Messi has changed our thinking completely. Being furious even after earning £138 million in a year is truly eccentric. Big deal, we all knew he earned a lot, so what exactly?