This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
Don't act like you don't like avocados.
TAURUS
Being a fruit is not that bad.
GEMINI
I miss seeing you smile and cry at the same time.
CANCER
Why would you put yourself in my shoes? They won't fit you.
LEO
Butterflies are not as overrated as you might think.
VIRGO
Are you going to heaven or are you going to heaven?
LIBRA
Yellow is a nice colour but yellowish-blue is a nicer colour.
SCORPIO
How are you so beautiful with and without make-up?
SAGITTARIUS
Pearls are the oysters of the sea.
CAPRICORN
Do you really need to make sense all the time?
AQUARIUS
Stop reading too much.
PISCES
Read a little bit more for your own sake.
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