This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES

I don't know your name.



TAURUS

Surely you're joking Mr. Feynman.



GEMINI

I like 0.6 mm ball point pens.     



CANCER

Cotton is the way to go.     



LEO

Drink water and then drink some more water.     



VIRGO

Laughing at people is alright as long as people can laugh at you too. 



LIBRA

The bluest shade of blue is my favourite shade of blue.     



SCORPIO

Rushing is never a good idea.  



SAGITTARIUS

Sunshine is your best friend.   



CAPRICORN

Don't you have go to a party?  



AQUARIUS

I eat chips like there is no tomorrow.  



PISCES

Red is the colour of blood and also the colour of your eyes.