This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES

Don't act like you don't like avocados.   



TAURUS

Being a fruit is not that bad.  



GEMINI

I miss seeing you smile and cry at the same time.     



CANCER

Why would you put yourself in my shoes? They won't fit you. 



LEO

Butterflies are not as overrated as you might think.      



VIRGO

Are you going to heaven or are you going to heaven?  



LIBRA

Yellow is a nice colour but yellowish-blue is a nicer colour.      



SCORPIO

How are you so beautiful with and without make-up?   



SAGITTARIUS

Pearls are the oysters of the sea.   



CAPRICORN

Do you really need to make sense all the time? 



AQUARIUS

Stop reading too much.



PISCES

Read a little bit more for your own sake.