This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES

Your feet are always the ones that smell. Should you do something about it? Meh.



TAURUS

Try saying sorry sometimes. It's not that hard.



GEMINI

Don't hate yourself for all the biriyani you'll consume this week. We've all been there.



CANCER

This week, you'll realise you leave bad impressions. It might be better stay in sometimes.



LEO

Is all that effort really worth it?



VIRGO

People will spoil Sacred Games for you. You've been warned.



LIBRA

Wasting time coming up with 15 ways to finish your project, means you have less time to worry about which one you use.



SCORPIO

You've spent the last four days prioritising the wrong thing. Just letting you know.



SAGITTARIUS

Contrary to popular belief, you should ride the bus more often.



CAPRICORN

Digestion will not be your friend.



AQUARIUS

Be prepared to get really, really wet.



PISCES

Stop being productive in your head.