This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES

Sundays are the best of the worst.

TAURUS

You don't know what you are eating.

GEMINI

Times are changing but you are not changing with it.

CANCER

Apples have friends too.

LEO

When was the last time you went home?

VIRGO

Gloves are good for Monsoon.

LIBRA

Some of us are good at things we are not good at.

SCORPIO

We are so done with the colour orange this year.

SAGITTARIUS

Do you have friends under the sea?

CAPRICORN

Roses are red because you want them to be red.

AQUARIUS

Some days we are darker than we seem.

PISCES

Pink is a good colour and a good musician.