How all of us are Perry the Platypus
Remember Perry? Perry the Platypus? Yep, I'm talking about the oh-so-amazing mammal from Phineas and Ferb whose successful missions against Doofenshmirtz foiled the plans of Candace to show mom what the boys did.
Let's feel a little better about the fact that we are all a bit like Agent P. because with exams going around and what not, having the likelihood of someone who enjoys the 104 days of summer vacation will give you something to look forward to.
HE DOES NOTHING AT ALL
As much as that is a misconception of the boys, he also sits idle until there's a mission. It's still a shame that we weren't the inspiration to a toy that does nothing, but hey, at least our moms have found out another similarity between Perry and us. Yes, claiming that we lay eggs is a hobby horse of the ways our moms try to inspire us to be productive. Little does the outer world know, that we have read enough quotes on Facebook to believe that one day, we'll make ourselves great, because only inspiration and determination are two thirds of the way to success – application just accounts for the last 33%. You pass anyway if you think like that.
WE HAVE A SECRET LIFE
Ever thought what your extended family would think of you if they saw you doing what you actually do? *dundundun* Exactly. Perry also has a secret life that he doesn't want his family to know about. The consequence? He gets sent off to a platypus pound, and we are sent to the gram er bari, where your strict relatives would put you in your place. Or you know, if the exaggeration is removed, you're just gonna be grounded but no one minds being a bit extra.
THE EFFORTLESS ABILITY TO DESTROY BEST INVENTIONS
About the time you were playing football indoors? Or just throwing your bag off of your shoulders and baam! you hear a crash – the crash of a peaceful weeknight. You just broke your mom's favourite vase, even though it was remotely useless, but welcome a session of listening to a directory of all the things you did wrong in your life coming from the lady of the house. Isn't that exactly what Perry does? He goes into Doofenschmirtz Evil Inc., and brings his inventions to doom. The only difference? Doofenshmirtz at least says "Bless you".
LIFE OF A SECRET AGENT
Remember the time your best friend called you up saying there might be a potential interest in their dynamic love life? Well, can you recall what you did next? Wi-Fi connected, names searched, and a complete list of pros and cons made, along with the list of places he went to ever since they met, the name of his pet, his favourite Momtaz song, so on and so forth? Even though there is a thin chance that the guy will be as cool as Doof with an equally catchy tune, we can call ourselves secret agents, after all, you don't always get an antagonist – sometimes all you need is social media to save the world [grateful reacts only].
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