IQ TEST 4 EDGY TEENS

Mathematical Section

1. Justify the importance of the statement, "2+2=4 minus 1 that's 3, quick maths."

2. If you failed in all your quizzes, assignments, and mids, what percentage do you have to score in your finals to get an A?

3. Using Pythagoras Theorem, calculate the length of x. (Finding the diagram for the calculation is part of the test)

4. Discover the exponential function of infinity. Show your working.

5. Calculate, to 3 significant figures, the time taken for a Stranger Things fan to say, "You should start watching Stranger Things! It's amazing."

Scientific Section 

1. Discuss the theory of relativity in a language you just made up.

2. Discover the cure for Chikunguniya.

3. Calculate, in N, the force required to squeeze the Earth and make it flat. 

4. Using your answer to the previous question, who do you think would be more capable of squeezing the Earth, Thor or Superman?

5. If time is a social construct and colours are a figment of our imagination, explain, in no less than 5000 words, why we need science. 

Critical Reasoning

1. Justify your existence in less than 1 word. Be innovative in your answer. 

2. Without carrying out any investigation, how many licks does it take to reach the centre of a lollipop?

3. If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what effect does a doctor a day have on the apple? 

4. Explain in your own words, does the artist, Rihanna, in her song, "What's my name?" find her name? You are allowed to listen to the song once before answering but only by muting the music and the vocals. 

5. If you just started reading a new book and you haven't yet posted an aesthetic picture of you reading it, are you even reading the book?

This IQ test has been recommended by one out of ten doctors.

Tasnim Odrika is having an existential crisis at the moment and doesn't really know who she is anymore. Send her compliments at odrika_02@yahoo.com