This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
I see things I wish no one else has to, do you?
TAURUS
Lakes are just large drains, like trains are larger toy trains.
GEMINI
I scream, you scream, we all scream for better dreams.
CANCER
Koala bears and lizards have nothing in common.
LEO
Epoch making decisions are made when the sun is missing.
VIRGO
Brother, have you heard the news that the good news is coming?
LIBRA
In the times of yore, they spelled your you're.
SCORPIO
Green is the colour of Harry Potter's eyes, and your tongue.
SAGITTARIUS
Best friends are the worst friends, if bad means good.
CAPRICORN
Unless you are Spartacus, you are not part of us.
AQUARIUS
Two and two make four but you know that, you genius.
PISCES
Timbuktu is the place where I see your future.
Comments