This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
Give me your money for you will only waste it.
TAURUS
Odd numbers are amazing, they are not divisible by two!
GEMINI
Do the good thing, say, "Hello, how are you?" to the king.
CANCER
Posh new places and posh new people, where is my lungi?
LEO
Lev Yashin had huge palms, I eat so much it hurts my gums.
VIRGO
Einstein told me to do what I'm doing now so I'll do it.
LIBRA
Aesthetically pleasing is the sight of you.
SCORPIO
Sudoku is the power that has come to me.
SAGITTARIUS
Evil people have made me do this I'm so sorry.
CAPRICORN
Strontium doped barium titanate has extremely high relative permeability.
AQUARIUS
All the happiness in this world and I have all of it. None for you, loser!
PISCES
Yell at me and I will thank you because you have wisdom.
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