This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES

Liking Game of Thrones cannot be a substitute for having a personality.



TAURUS

You're not sad. You're sadé.



GEMINI

At least Cardi B's shoes got to meet Nicki Minaj.



CANCER

At least Cardi B's shoes attended New York Fashion Week.



LEO

Just like everything else, Leo month has come to an end.



VIRGO

IT'S VIRGO MONTH!!!!



LIBRA

Libra month will be here pretty soon, don't worry.



SCORPIO

You'll drink water today.



SAGITTARIUS

What is Thanos car?



CAPRICORN

Can we watch The Nun together?



AQUARIUS

And how did it make you feel?



PISCES

Have the stars ever lied to you? Because they lie to me every day and I think it's quite unfair.