This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
Liking Game of Thrones cannot be a substitute for having a personality.
TAURUS
You're not sad. You're sadé.
GEMINI
At least Cardi B's shoes got to meet Nicki Minaj.
CANCER
At least Cardi B's shoes attended New York Fashion Week.
LEO
Just like everything else, Leo month has come to an end.
VIRGO
IT'S VIRGO MONTH!!!!
LIBRA
Libra month will be here pretty soon, don't worry.
SCORPIO
You'll drink water today.
SAGITTARIUS
What is Thanos car?
CAPRICORN
Can we watch The Nun together?
AQUARIUS
And how did it make you feel?
PISCES
Have the stars ever lied to you? Because they lie to me every day and I think it's quite unfair.
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