This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES

It's cool to like Nickelback now.



TAURUS

He's lying. It's true.



GEMINI

Enjoy the next 24 hours.



CANCER

The key to a good resme is to make sure you have added the "u".



LEO

I once knew a Leo who broke my heart; so, I'll just assume all the Leos are out there trying to break my heart.



VIRGO

Who invited you to the party?



LIBRA

You need to find the cure. Or else, it'll be too late.



SCORPIO

Contact me if you also believe biriyani is overrated. We shall be friends.



SAGITTARIUS

I actually really need a friend to be honest.



CAPRICORN

Can you hear me Major Tom?



AQUARIUS

You are not related to Aquaman.



PISCES

Last but not the least.