This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
A storm is coming.
TAURUS
Note down the number of times you drink apple juice this week.
GEMINI
You're not lost, it's just a phase.
CANCER
If pineapples grew on trees, would you accept them on pizza?
LEO
Blue skies and straight lines can make up good photographs.
VIRGO
Don't turn the lights on before you go to bed.
LIBRA
Cotton candy is the same as your clothes.
SCORPIO
You may not like bugs, but what if you are one?
SAGITTARIUS
Being good at archery doesn't make you special.
CAPRICORN
Goats are the fish of the farm.
AQUARIUS
Some children know how to swim better than you.
PISCES
Eating kiwi can heal your broken bones.
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