What TV Schedules Might Look Like This Eid

Dear viewers, Eid Mubarak from Moja TV! As you know, like everything else this year, Covid-19 has challenged the way we celebrate Eid. Fear not, for we are introducing our week-long Eid Bonanza, where we will bring back your favourite programs from past Eids, when life was much simpler. We also plan to host live talk shows with your favourite stars via Zoom. So stay home, tune in to Moja TV and have loads of fun!

First day

7:30 AM: Live talk show with Bablu Tasnim (subject to guest's ability to install Zoom)

10:00 AM: Morning news

10:30 AM: Movie Koshter Jibon starring Patla Khan, Shona Moni etc.

2:00 PM: Covid-19 update

2:30 PM: Telefilm Ar Bhallage Na starring Bablu Tasnim (we still love him)

5:00 PM: Children's puppet show Jontronapur

7:00 PM: Evening news

7:30 PM: Natok Pandemic starring Anika Maisha, Nazmus Sakib etc.

8:30 PM: Celebrity game show Beche Thakar Khela with Patla Khan and Shona Moni

10:00 PM: Night news

11:00 PM: Live autotune music show with Chompakoli

Second day

7:30 AM: Music videos from various artists (can't risk another botched Zoom session)

10:00 AM: Morning news

10:30 AM: Movie Koshter Jibon 2: Koto Koshto? starring Patla Khan, Shona Moni etc.

2:00 PM: Covid-19 update

2:30 PM: Telefilm Kicchu Bhallage Na starring Putli Chowdhury

5:00 PM: Children's puppet show Jontronapur

7:00 PM: Evening news

7:30 PM: Natok Pandemic starring Anika Maisha, Nazmus Sakib etc.

8:30 PM: Celebrity game show Beche Thakar Khela with Bablu Tasnim  and Putli Chowdhury

10:00 PM: Night news

11:00 PM: Music videos from various artists

Third day

7:30 AM: Art videos from various musicians

10:00 AM: Morning news

10:30 AM: Movie Koshter Jibon Returns starring Patla Khan, Shona Moni etc.

2:00 PM: Covid-19 update

2:30 PM: Telefilm Ektuo Bhallage Na starring Bablu Tasnim

5:00 PM: Children's puppet show Jontronapur

7:00 PM: Evening news

7:30 PM: Natok Pandemic starring Anika Maisha, Nazmus Sakib etc.

8:30 PM: Celebrity game show Beche Thakar Khela with Chompakoli and Jontrona the Puppet

10:00 PM: Night news

11:00 PM: Bollywood Music videos from various artists

Fourth day

Dear viewers, we regret to announce that due to extremely low ratings, we are going back to regularly scheduled programming. We would also like to apologise for the mishaps that occurred yesterday, and for failing to cheer you up during these tough times. We sincerely hope that next Eid will be merrier. Until then, stay home and stay safe.

Adhora Ahmed daydreams too much. Send her reality checks at adhora.ahmed@gmail.com