Sundarbans refuses to let in any more ‘tigers’

After a successfully failed mission of "at least semifinal", the cricket team are home, the place where tigers roam.

As usual, they failed to show their potential as they yet again longed for the Merepoor Cricket Ground (MCG), also known as the Sundarbans of tigers.

They now seem destined to keep missing it as the Sundarbans has refused to give shelter to more tigers as it has reached maximum capacity with its own tigers.

On behalf of the Sundarbans, a press release was released where it expressed its distinct reluctance to take more tigers of another race, also known as cricketers, as it is already over-crowded with its own. "We need some space. Our own tigers have been facing accommodation problems for your constant accommodation," Sundarbans said in the press release.

After the cricketer tigers put up an abject show in the T20 World Cup, people of Chapasthan supported Sundarbans' refusal. Lablu Mia from Dhoka believes that a country doesn't need too many tigers to protect its ecological balance.

"I support Sundarbans' decision. Why do we need so many tigers who cannot even hunt a cock? Let Sundarbans live with its existing ones. We may convert our new tigers to something else!"

"I think, they are not actually tigers. Tiger catches its prey sharply, but ours one cannot even catch a sloth," a conscious citizen of Chapasthan expressed his ire in one of his Facebook posts.

Sundarbans' decision had a massive impact. New tigers are constantly claiming the place to be their own.

"We are tigers, no matter what people say. How could Sundarbans reach maximum capacity when tigers are hardly seen there? We are here to fill the void Chapasthan has been feeling over the decades," a self-claimed tiger said.

Sundarbans may eventually allow those tigers, but it has pleaded to the people of the country very politely. "We have decided that they are not tigers, but we will review it whenever they win a match. So it may not be long before we let these tigers in. In the meantime, for forest's sake, be careful when you call someone 'the tigers'!"