Whoever thought the battle between Oppenheimer and Barbie was over, is actually living in a fool's paradise.  

A local film director, widely known as Deshi Christopher Nolan, has just resurrected the clash by releasing his homemade Oppenheimer to fight imported Jawan.

Deshi Nolan entered the battlefield with his bag and baggage to teach a lesson to SRK's Jawan. He had to face Jawan as it has already been released after his barricade was eventually defeated. The man left no stone unturned to stop Jawan and redirect it to its country of origin.

He made all-out efforts to avoid the unhealthy clash between films, which was witnessed during the simultaneous releases of Barbie and Oppenheimer weeks ago.

Movie enthusiasts are keen to call Deshi Nolan's movie Oppenheimer, although it has a different name.

Reliable reports from India even suggested that Shahrukh Khan was severely afraid of sending his movie to Bangladesh at a time when the local Nolan was releasing his masterpiece. The alleged Nolan wants to call this clash Barbenheimer 2.0 as he believes that the intensity of fans of his Oppenheimer and SRK's Jawan are unreal, just like that of the Barbie and Oppenheimer fans days ago.

"Oppenheimer is a metaphorical name for such a movie," one of the enthusiasts, named Karim, said.

"Just like Oppenheimer, our local piece is going to shake its surroundings, including people," he added.

"Oppenheimer is based on one person's life story, while our movie is based on so many people's life stories, including a shoe. So, which one weighs more?" Jamal, the alleged actor of the movie explained the plot leaving twists unexposed.

Reliable reports from India even suggested that Shahrukh Khan was severely afraid of sending his movie to Bangladesh at a time when the local Nolan was releasing his masterpiece. The alleged Nolan wants to call this clash Barbenheimer 2.0 as he believes that the intensity of fans of his Oppenheimer and SRK's Jawan are unreal, just like that of the Barbie and Oppenheimer fans days ago.

"I see my movie, aka local Oppenheimer, miles ahead of Jawan in terms of direction, story, casting and so on," the local Christopher Nolan claimed with joy.

When asked why he protested the import of Jawan if his movie was so good, he said, "Well, it was one of my promotional strategies. Haven't you guys heard about negative marketing? Ridiculous!"

Later, our Satireday correspondent learned that the director has been teaching marketing in Farmgate-based coaching centres for decades.