In a surprising turn of events, justice in Chattogram was found—at a scrap shop, no less—for just Tk 16 per kilogram. Yes, you read that right. Straight out of the script of legal comedy, a whopping 1,911 case files vanished from the Chattagram Metropolitan Court, only to be found in a scrap shop, being sold as "recycled justice."

It seems justice isn't just blind—it's on clearance! Probably on sale!

Any guesses as to who was the mastermind behind this daring operation? A tea seller, naturally. Sick of watching the wheels of justice turn slower than his kettle, he decided to speed things up by packing nine sacks of case files and selling them to a scrap dealer.

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Stolen case docs sold at Tk 16 per kg

Who knew justice could be 'that' quick, or cheap?

The scrap dealer, probably thinking he was getting in on the ground floor of the latest paper trend, didn't bat an eye. To him, paper's paper—whether it's your grocery list or a witness statement.

Meanwhile, law enforcers were left in a frenzy, trying to figure out how to recover the files, likely while sipping tea to calm their nerves.

Now that the files are back where they belong, it's clear: Chattogram's justice system now operates on a "pay by the kilo" model. At Tk 16 per kg, it's cheaper than your breakfast and faster than the entire court system combined.

Who knew the price of justice could be so 'light'?