5 Head Transplants We'd Like to See
1. MESSI'S HEAD ON RONALDO'S BODY:
The war between fans about who is the better athlete among these two has gone on for way too long. It would be better if Messi's head is transplanted on Ronaldo's body. Not only would he have an angelic face, but also be a tall hunk with chiselled abs. Oh, and if we put the best footballing mind on the best footballing body, the result would be the best footballer this world has ever seen. This goal machine will never stop. Cherry on top — Messi wouldn't feel short, and Ronaldo wouldn't have to use Clear to get rid of his dandruff.
2. MICHELE BACHMANN'S HEAD ON KIM KARDASHIAN'S BODY:
Bachmann is a former American congresswoman, known for her controversial and often outrageous statements. Search "Michele Bachmann fails" on YouTube to see what I mean. Kardashian on the other hand breaks the internet every now and then. Wait, what is she famous for again? Anyway, put these two notorious celebs together, and you'll have the most lethal woman alive. She'll break the internet, and then break you into laughter by her insane political remarks.
3. TAMIM IQBAL'S HEAD ON TAMIM IQBAL'S BODY:
Tamim has been in brilliant form during Pakistan's tour of Bangladesh. However, you can't deny that Tamim also had dips in his form, notably in the last World Cup. So what if we replaced Tamim's out-of-form head with his in-form head? I'm sure we can preserve Tamim's head with ample amounts of Fair & Lovely Max Fairness — Magnet Action magic straight at work.
4. LEONARDO DICAPRIO'S HEAD ON THE OSCAR STATUETTE:
We've seen Leo giving his best performance in many movies over the decades. Some of those were indeed worthy of Academy Awards. But as the cruel fate would have it, the man never received an Oscar. And by the looks of it, he may never get the most prestigious film award. So what he can't lay his hands on the golden man? Thanks to the head transplant technology, Leo can in fact become the Oscar. With time we may figure out a way to give this man-statue a sustainable system to support his life. Wouldn't that be a real sucker-punch to his haters?
5. TYRION LANNISTER'S HEAD ON OBERYN MARTELL'S BODY:
(Contains GoT season 4 spoiler, in case you haven't seen it yet.)
Tyrion has been called an "imp" throughout his whole life. He loathes being looked down on. In Season 4, Oberyn Martell gets his head literally crushed by the Mountain, while the former was fighting on Tyrion's behalf. So why not use Oberyn's unharmed and unused body to fulfil Tyrion's life-long dream? The expenses won't be an impediment; after all, a Lannister always pays his debts.
Okay, now that you're mentally scarred after reading these, maybe head transplant is not such a good idea after all. But provided it is plausible, whose body would you like to transplant your head on?
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