Conspiracy theorist in shock after learning the real truth

"Conspiration nation, you don't know the real truth but I do, and you won't believe it but I have done that hard work for you so listen up!" — is how famous Twitch streamer and YouTuber, Sacchi Mucchi, popularly known as DeyBLyin, would begin most of his videos.

After gathering disproportionate popularity as well as notoriety on the internet for far flung conspiracy theories that disparaged governments and large corporations, Mucchi had been touted by many as the smartest man in the world. Others called him delusional, imploring law enforcement to interfere and send him to get mental health treatment.

Yet, the most unexpected response may have come from the entity who seemed to be the biggest target of videos made by DeyBLyin. Authorities from the Pacific Aeronautics and Space Administration (PASA), invited Mr. Mucchi to their premises for a thorough debunking and information sharing session.

Yesterday, a video was released from DeyBLyin's YouTube channel titled "You won't believe what I learned in PASA".

"You don't know the real truth and now I must admit, that I didn't know either. I…I thought I did, I truly believed so, but now I've been shown conclusive proof that I was wrong and honestly, we should be more worried."

"Conspiration nation… you don't know the real truth and now I must admit, that I didn't know either. I…I thought I did, I truly believed so, but now I've been shown conclusive proof that I was wrong and honestly, we should be more worried," he said.

DeyBLyin went on to explain that his visit to PASA had convinced him that the climate crisis is completely real, and that he would soon be moving from his seaside mansion to a place far up in the mountains to escape the rising sea levels. He expressed amazement that scientists weren't more alarmed, and said more people should be panicking day and night because the death and devastation projected by PASA due to the climate crisis is both believable and frightening.

When it came to the governments of the world and world peace, DeyBLyin was on the verge of tears trying to explain to his viewers that at any given time, the world is minutes away from global nuclear warfare. He went on to say that none of the governments really care about their citizens and they are run by egotistical maniacs who would much rather destroy humanity than admit defeat in a staring contest.

DeyBLyin claimed that PASA had gathered this information using their superpowered earth orbiting satellites that they secretly used to spy on people, which, incidentally, is something DeyBLyin had theorised about years ago.

DeyBLyin shocked viewers at the end by announcing that he has planned to shut down his social media channels to focus on working closely with PASA in raising awareness and doing his best to save the planet and humanity. This message was then received with a steady stream of Fs in the chat.