Couple names triplets Black, Money and Whitening

A couple in Malikchor named their newly-born triplets Black, Money and Whitening in connection with the millionaire lawmakers' dreams of offering amnesty to people holding onto black money.

Shefali Begum gave birth to a daughter and two sons at the Friends And Kare Institute, which also serves as a flood shelter, in Shobaichor's Malikchor.

Her husband Siddikur is a businessman, who also holds a post in the local ruling government like everybody else in the country.

The couple named their daughter "Black", because of you know what, and her sons "Money" and "Whitening", also because of you know what.

Shefali said that if the names are said together it reflects the greatest show of mercy that the country saves for its people, specifically the millionaires, most of whom also make the rules governing the country.

Speaking to Satireday, Siddikur, who also affectionately goes by the name Soybean Oil, said, "The doctor, who showed up pretty late to a district hospital, chose the names for us. We are happy with it. I am not doing this to get a higher post in the party or any favours. If that was the case, I would be filing strange digital security cases," he said with the fakest smile in the world plastered across his face.

In this regard, Doctor Faki Baaj said, "Shefali has been under my care whenever I could be bothered to show up. I chose the names because I, too, have a lot of black money. The newborns are fine, I think. They couldn't afford the expensive tests I gave to them. Normal delivery could have been possible, but a caesarean actually makes me more money. I am happy that we are all happy," he said.

Meanwhile, the doctor and Siddikur both said that there would have been no delays had there been a bridge.

"We all need a bridge. Bridges solve everything," newly-born Black said.

The family plans on having one more child, because why not.

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