Police now 100% against crime

After months of deliberation, the police force of Beka City has finally come to the decision that they are now 100 percent against crime. 

The capital's chief of police had this to say regarding the new revelation: 

"It's always been really hard, you know? It will still be very hard, going forward. And I can 100 percent confirm it is not because of drugs. But, how do you tell what's a crime? Like where's the rulebook? Plus, even if there was one, who's to say if a crime equals injustice? Also, does something need to be a crime before I can start tapping someone's phone or going through their Snapchat? Regardless, we will do our best to rid this city and country of crime very soon," said Bokul Ahmed. 

When informed by the field reporter that the legal definition and rules for what constitutes a crime are written in law, and then further questioned regarding the aforementioned "suspicious investigations", our field reporter was immediately arrested on the spot by the chief. 

The chief also looked straight into all the cameras while forcefully handcuffing our colleague -- at the time of writing this article, he is now a former colleague, as he has already been sentenced to prison without bail. 

"You're under arrest for obstruction of justice," screamed Bokul, ensuring that all other media personnel were aware of what was going on. He once again gave a deathly stare into the camera before adding, "And with this, crime just got a little lower in this town." 

Former super court judge and current minister of home affairs jointly released a statement following the events.  

"This transition has not been easy. We've always put the people first, and now we are going to put them a little further ahead. Also, going through all of these laws is crazy! Did you know it's a crime to exchange favours if you're in public service? That's insane!! But, going forward, we will ensure that we at least strictly uphold most of these laws, with a few amendments here and there. The country is moving forward. Soon, we shall touch the upper echelons of civilised society, as Beka City moves closer to being free of all crime." 

Shortly after the joint press release, the Bureau of Numbers reported a database showcasing that crime had plummeted to zero.