This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
Some poets don't know how to write poetry.
TAURUS
Please stop eating so much candy.
GEMINI
Do you even play golf, bro?
CANCER
Trees can grow all the fruits of your labour.
LEO
Water is a good substitute for food.
VIRGO
Pictures cannot speak.
LIBRA
You should stop sharing your vegetables.
SCORPIO
Are you talking to a gnome?
SAGITTARIUS
Growing plants will help reduce anxiety.
CAPRICORN
Cacti are kind of pretty.
AQUARIUS
Sharks make good travel biddies.
PISCES
Tarts are not good for your health.
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