This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
It's cool to like Nickelback now.
TAURUS
He's lying. It's true.
GEMINI
Enjoy the next 24 hours.
CANCER
The key to a good resme is to make sure you have added the "u".
LEO
I once knew a Leo who broke my heart; so, I'll just assume all the Leos are out there trying to break my heart.
VIRGO
Who invited you to the party?
LIBRA
You need to find the cure. Or else, it'll be too late.
SCORPIO
Contact me if you also believe biriyani is overrated. We shall be friends.
SAGITTARIUS
I actually really need a friend to be honest.
CAPRICORN
Can you hear me Major Tom?
AQUARIUS
You are not related to Aquaman.
PISCES
Last but not the least.
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