This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
Would you like to go for a walk?
TAURUS
Give yourself some room to sneeze.
GEMINI
Don't drink coffee with a straw.
CANCER
You are a part of a universe that revolves around someone else.
LEO
Go home early, or don't, it's up to you.
VIRGO
Hi, do you like fruits?
LIBRA
Wear as many rings as possible.
SCORPIO
I know you know why you are here.
SAGITTARIUS
Your phone is connected to your soul.
CAPRICORN
Please listen to some good music for a change.
AQUARIUS
I heard you like stations.
PISCES
Squirrels should be presidents.
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