This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
Laser technology has progressed far enough for us to be scared.
TAURUS
Old habits Die Hard 5.
GEMINI
Oh, no! We broke the planet!
CANCER
Klopp wants you to run, and you need to run away.
LEO
All that shines is not gold, but it probably is another expensive metal. Take it!
VIRGO
Tom Hardy needs a hug, and he has asked for you.
LIBRA
Memes are the art form of our times.
SCORPIO
You should have seen the look on your face, it was bad.
SAGITTARIUS
Treasure these moments for the future does not have these moments.
CAPRICORN
Ill fated is the journey that ends/starts at Uttara.
AQUARIUS
The biggest roadblock to your success is everything you stand for.
PISCES
Stop what you are doing, because you are going on a trip and no one else is invited.
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