This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
Limping men are likely to have been hurt, unless they're method actors.
TAURUS
OTG cables are the backdoor to humanity.
GEMINI
Oops! I said it again. I made you believe, that your troubles will end.
CANCER
Korean unification will never happen, unless...
LEO
So, so you think you know fail? Gareth from Bale?
VIRGO
Libras don't know the difference between yes and no.
LIBRA
No, I agree.
SCORPIO
Knowledge is the bridge between something and nothing.
SAGITTARIUS
E is a letter, a vowel, and a meme. What more could you want?
CAPRICORN
Lopsided glasses, broken dreams; tonight the rain will fall dry.
AQUARIUS
Slow progress is not good, unless you are a turtle. You have no options.
PISCES
Doctor! I need some life.
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