Coffee preferences and their human counterparts

It goes without saying; you have your own particular preferred choice of caffeine intake. To be a socially accepted individual of this generation, you are more often bound to be an ardent coffee lover (you might convince yourself tea is a suitable substitute but let's not kid ourselves). The following are the different types and their corresponding personalities often seen to coexist with the coffee you order.

ESPRESSO

These people are the typical "don't talk to me before I have had my morning coffee" kind, who tend to possess a rather sulky and annoyed persona if kept deprived of their early morning dose. They often prefer lifestyles swayed away from all kinds of rubbish and give people the "real talk" rather than sugarcoated opinions.

BLACK COFFEE

They are rather down-to-earth and lead a minimalistic lifestyle. They do their own thing in its simplest form and are often called "purists". They are straightforward beings who are amazing to keep as friends. Despite being friendly, they can be introverts around the wrong crowd and appear quiet and shy.

CAPPUCCINO

Cappuccino lovers tend to be sophisticated individuals. They have a taste for rather chic commodities and often tilt towards the upper-class lifestyle. They enjoy being in control of things and are perfectionists. They tend to worry a lot about the smallest of things and are extra conscious about their health. Naturally they are ultra sensitive beings.

LATTE

They have trouble stepping out of their comfort zones. They have a laid back attitude and are bad at decision-making, often letting nature drive its course when dealing with troubling situations. They are however, very creative beings and will go out of their way to come in aid of others. Despite being generous, they may often prove to make themselves too available.

MOCHA

These people are mostly optimists who prefer focusing on the brighter side of life. They are overly emotional beings and don't shy away from showing affection towards people they admire and love. They are also hopeless romantics and often wear their hearts on their sleeves. However, they have a very short attention span and are likely to grow distant with people who they stop seeing everyday.

ICED COFFEE

They are a rather adventurous lot, often being referred to as "trendsetters". They love trying new things everyday and carry an enthusiastic vibe around with them. They are natural extroverts with bold personalities but may sometimes become too careless. They are chirpy beings and are often the type insane enough to shower in icy cold water in early winter mornings.

In conclusion, all or none of these personalities may occur to you as accurate or relatable but rest assured, it all comes down to coffee and the power of its shared popularity in bringing people together. You may now go back to sipping on your daily dose of caffeine, whichever it may be.

Veronica Gomes is a socially awkward sophomore. Feel free to trigger awkward encounters by reaching out to her at gomesveronica1997@gmail.com