If your screenshot folder consists of strangers with blue, red and pink hair, and your search engine history is just Brad Mondo react videos, this article is the sign you have been waiting for. Here's your beginner's guide to the crazy hair of your dreams.

The Research

This is not applicable for you if you are hoping to get something drastic done, like a platinum white. It would be tough to get and maintain this look for people with naturally dark hair. To understand this, start with some boring research. What is your hair type? Do you need to bleach it to get a neon orange, or would you settle for burgundy highlights? Because unfortunately for most of you reading this, your naturally dark hair will need to be either lifted or stripped of its colour for anything bright to be visible on it.

And here's the catch: bleaching your hair can be scary and damaging. To get the best results (and to avoid frying your hair), book an appointment at a well-reputed hair salon and be prepared to make a dent in your wallet. But hey, if you are reading this article, you must have already ordered that purple hair dye. It's pointless to try to stop you now, so here are some tips instead.

The Prepping

Moisturising your hair is essential before, throughout, and after the process. In fact, avoid shampooing your hair before bleaching it. If you must, use a moisturising conditioner or a hair mask. You need your hair to be in its best condition before attacking it with bleach. Using anything other than a box dye will also immensely improve the quality of your new hair (Arctic Fox and Manic Panic products are recommended). And if possible, don't do this alone. Call a responsible friend. You will need the help.

The Process

Accept that this is going to be a mess. Wear your gloves and slather some Vaseline on your hairline and ears. Read the detailed instructions that come with your products, and strictly follow them. Set timers. Start by separating your hair into as many sections as you think is necessary and apply the bleaching solution from the end sections. Work your way up to your roots, never the other way around. Use warm water to clean the lightening or bleaching products off, and don't overdo the washing. Take a break before applying your hair dye next. Once it is all done, condition your hair and leave it alone for the next couple of days.

The Aftercare

To get your new hair to last for more than five days, invest in some sulphate free, hair colour friendly shampoos, dry shampoos and colour protecting conditioners. Do not shampoo your hair for at least the next two days of colouring it, and be prepared for some really cold showers from now on. Hot water fades hair colours faster. Minimise the number of times you wash your hair by using dry shampoo.

There you have it. A very basic guide to help you not damage your hair beyond repair. Disappoint your parents and have fun!

Shahara is the resident blue haired tsundere of her friend group. Write to her at nish.nts@gmail.com