Another year, another edition of the UEFA Champions League. And of course, it means singing "...THE CHAMPIOOOOOOONS!" and readying your meme game to roast your poor buddy whose team is gonna get knocked out all the while praying your team doesn't.What if such teams were like us people? What would be their stereotypes? Let's find out.

REAL MADRID: Can't open a UCL list without talking about the most successful club and current champions. If Madrid were a person, they'd be the kind of flashy show-offs who always boast about being the best of the best. They sure underperform a lot in their daily lives, but they really show what they're known for as soon as they have someone trying to outcompete them. They're aristocrats but damn do they earn it. Even if earning it means they screw up so well it works out so they can gloat.Just don't hang out with them too much if you can't handle them being insufferable.

LIVERPOOL: The smart young kid in childhood who grew up to be just about average, but everyone still believes they are that young prodigy. The good news is, thanks to a new work ethic, they might be getting that good old talent back they lost in childhood. Maybe you shouldn't mock them about their history right now, they might really one up you. Also very devout and religious - maybe that's why they're so good now.

BAYERN MUNICH: If Bayern were a person, they'd be that cool stoic German guy who always says “Ja” in response to everything, because he has to be peak efficient. They're cool, calm and collected and take good pride in finishing 1st in everything all the time, because that's what Germans like doing. They don't have an ego like Madrid, but it's only because everyone in their daily lives drops the ball on them all the time. They're a bit too good for their own environment, and love taking toys from all their German friends to play with. Gotta love that kind of robbery.

ROMA: That guy who's pretty good personally, but next to their seniors and other elites they kinda start whimpering and have performance issues. They're wolves on the outside, but they're really like a scared puppers once things look a little tough. They're mad at Juventus for always being better than they are, and no matter how hard they seem to try they just can't seem to show them up. But maybe it's best not to underestimate them, they certainly wolfed down on Spanish champs chumps hard recently.

(BONUS) MANCHESTER UNITED: Your local bus driver. Great at parallel parking double-deckers. Forgot to actually drive the bus and just left the keys in the engine, which is why they weren't in the top 8 with the rest.

I'm Arsenal, btw.