Haiku'd You

You can literally die for saying mundane things these days. But since man insists on his freedom of speech, they must find a way to negotiate the tricky controversial waters of expression. One such way is through the use of Haikus. If you go on Facebook these days then you'll see that everyone is a grade A poet because most people don't understand poetry. Why should we be left behind? Here's a choice collection of timely Haikus (maybe they are Haikus, I can't really be sure because it is very complicated) that everyone can relate to or pretend to relate to. Sticking to conventions, these Haikus follow the 5-7-5 syllable routine (hopefully because counting syllables is also complicated).

Haikus: Osama Rahman

Cartoons: Ehsanur Raza Ronny