Country plans to hold its own Olympics to win medals

After every 4 years, Chapasthan wallows in the sorrow of not being able to win an Olympic medal despite partaking in the Games since 1984.

In those previous editions, the country successfully failed to win a medal, believing that participation is better than winning.

However, that attitude is hard on the ego.

So, Chapasthan decided to organise its own Olympic to win homemade medals and hold its head high in the international arena.

In keeping with the homemade nature of the Chapalympics, there will be some new events such as, corruption, bribery, fraudulence, Chapabaji (a fully original Chapasthani event), and so on.

When asked about those exceptional and unprecedented events, the president of the Chapasthan Olympic Committee for Snatching Medals said, "Our target is to win medals. That's why we introduced those events at which we are good. Our players are confident enough to win all medals as they believe that no country will do better than them in those events. Let the show begin and let us show our latent talents!"

To choose participating nations, Chapasthan will refer to the report of Transparency International. "We checked multiple TI reports and found that a good number of countries has the ability and courage to participate in Chapalympics. The nations with the highest corruption scores will gain automatic entry," he said.

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