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Where not to look for a girlfriend

Curiosity lead us to space and the desire to make life easier drives us towards newer innovations every day. Then there is the bitter feeling of loneliness that leads a man into believing that he is one relationship away from achieving nirvana. That being said, desperation will often mislead you to places where you think you might get someone to share your thoughts and memes with, but it is the polar opposite of that. So here are few of the places where you should NOT look for a girlfriend.

At a family reunion: Why would you even look for a girlfriend within your own family? Do you really think it is a good idea to get all lovey dovey with someone who called you 'bhaiya' or uncle over the years, and now they are making the transition into calling you by your name, or by other terms such as 'babe' or 'jaan'? Who do you think you are, a Lannister?

Your wedding ceremony: If you are still confused as to why your wedding program is not a good place to scout out for a girlfriend, you might want to look right beside you. That should answer your question. Go ahead, and ask your better half if you must. Not only will it clear things out, but there is also a chance that you might actually get to look for a girlfriend afterwards, as your fiancée gets ready to fulfil your wish by letting you go.

Your child's friend circle: I know the opportunities are endless here, but do you really want to traumatise your kid to the point where the only option her or she will have is complete social isolation. The icing on top would be if your child cannot manage a girlfriend among his ranks and yet, here you are going on movie dates and celebrating weekly anniversaries with his female friend(s).

MMO games: Massively Multiplayer Online (MMO) games or any other internet based multiplayer games bring together a large group of people from all over the world under a single platform. Normally, for ordinary people and gamers, this is an opportunity to enjoy a good title with people of similar taste. But to some, this may seem as a chance to get into a relationship. In reality, however, the internet is anything but the ideal place for seeking a partner. Enjoy the game and don't misuse the group chat for flirting purposes. While you are at it, your responsibility in a multiplayer game is to help and support all your fellow teammates and not just that one girl you have a virtual crush on.

 

Faisal wants to be the very best, like no one ever was. To survive university is his real test, to graduate is his cause. Send him memes and motivation at abir.afc@gmail.com

 

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Where not to look for a girlfriend

Curiosity lead us to space and the desire to make life easier drives us towards newer innovations every day. Then there is the bitter feeling of loneliness that leads a man into believing that he is one relationship away from achieving nirvana. That being said, desperation will often mislead you to places where you think you might get someone to share your thoughts and memes with, but it is the polar opposite of that. So here are few of the places where you should NOT look for a girlfriend.

At a family reunion: Why would you even look for a girlfriend within your own family? Do you really think it is a good idea to get all lovey dovey with someone who called you 'bhaiya' or uncle over the years, and now they are making the transition into calling you by your name, or by other terms such as 'babe' or 'jaan'? Who do you think you are, a Lannister?

Your wedding ceremony: If you are still confused as to why your wedding program is not a good place to scout out for a girlfriend, you might want to look right beside you. That should answer your question. Go ahead, and ask your better half if you must. Not only will it clear things out, but there is also a chance that you might actually get to look for a girlfriend afterwards, as your fiancée gets ready to fulfil your wish by letting you go.

Your child's friend circle: I know the opportunities are endless here, but do you really want to traumatise your kid to the point where the only option her or she will have is complete social isolation. The icing on top would be if your child cannot manage a girlfriend among his ranks and yet, here you are going on movie dates and celebrating weekly anniversaries with his female friend(s).

MMO games: Massively Multiplayer Online (MMO) games or any other internet based multiplayer games bring together a large group of people from all over the world under a single platform. Normally, for ordinary people and gamers, this is an opportunity to enjoy a good title with people of similar taste. But to some, this may seem as a chance to get into a relationship. In reality, however, the internet is anything but the ideal place for seeking a partner. Enjoy the game and don't misuse the group chat for flirting purposes. While you are at it, your responsibility in a multiplayer game is to help and support all your fellow teammates and not just that one girl you have a virtual crush on.

 

Faisal wants to be the very best, like no one ever was. To survive university is his real test, to graduate is his cause. Send him memes and motivation at abir.afc@gmail.com

 

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