The boss wants ideas for change. For innovation. What will the minions cook up?
The Boss just loves those old Mission Impossible movies. Spying, spying, and more spying.
Back in the good old days, we had so many tools with which to punish and torture our staff for failing to meet deadlines. Especially by make them use a 56K modem.
Team has just adjusted to the increased load. We've also put up motivational Rocky posters.