This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
Goth is not a look, it's a lifestyle.
TAURUS
Inuit people like water-heating systems.
GEMINI
Vests are nests for the best of the best.
CANCER
Eagles are not great as pest.
LEO
Melanin deficiency is not cool.
VIRGO
Eating food is just another way of saying you're hungry.
LIBRA
Moose are like zebras if you think about it.
SCORPIO
Opposites attract negatives.
SAGITTARIUS
Nursery rhymes make good rap songs.
CAPRICORN
Elephants don't like being addressed in rooms.
AQUARIUS
You don't know much about life, stop.
PISCES
Sunrises are overrated. Sunsets are underrated.
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