THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE
Aries
If you sleep the entire Eid day, it's cool as long as you don't brag about it on Facebook.
Taurus
Eid day can turn you into a cannibal when you have that delectable beef curry.
Gemini
Beware of raging, escaping bulls chasing you on the road.
Cancer
Challenge the status quo by wearing red to the goru'r haat.
Leo
This Eid is all about sacrificing. How about you sacrifice that kebab and send it to us instead?
Virgo
"Bhai, koto nise?"
Libra
Let's have a competition, you and I – who can gain more weight this Eid vacation?
Scorpio
Speeding on the empty roads during the Eid vacation may not be such a good idea.
Sagittarius
Butchers don't come cheap this days.
Capricorn
What if Gordon Ramsay doesn't approve your kacchi biriyani?
Aquarius
Your job is to clean the roads, wannabe Aquaman.
Pisces
You will be forgotten for the next few weeks.
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