THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE
Aries
One cup of green tea is enough to make you sad.
Taurus
Your grace is killing you.
Gemini
Playing the piano becomes very romantic when you are hungry.
Cancer
She is rude, she is ugly, and she is not yours.
Leo
Fill a red bucket with your tears.
Virgo
Your black nails look magical.
Libra
Hold his hands, get closer to him and use one of your legs.
Scorpio
It seems like you will only be happy in your dreams.
Sagittarius
Ice cream breaks your heart when you have a cold.
Capricorn
The one who is depressed, is the poet of the coming generation.
Aquarius
A man of dignity never stops crying.
Pisces
You weren't born to be the sad clown.
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