THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE
Aries
Never hurt your mute toys.
Taurus
Your new obsession should be me.
Gemini
Being narcissist is not bad at all if you don't take selfies.
Cancer
All your sorrows will be the bees only when you start walking on your knees.
Leo
Chocolates in the fridge – topped with cheese.
Virgo
Keep the nice window open.
Libra
You should go out – NOT TODAY.
Scorpio
Momina is engaged, getting married and you're still dreaming.
Sagittarius
Your Blackie has got caught, switch off the phone.
Capricorn
Do you have what you need?
Aquarius
Put your laptop, guitar, and BF on SALE.
Pisces
What's killing you is gonna make you laugh – LIFE.
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