THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE
Aries
7 is your lucky number for everything today.
Taurus
Don't go near 7. Please.
Gemini
Feeling cold yet?
Cancer
You must relate to PewDiePie a lot.
Leo
The 8-ball will not hold good responses for you.
Virgo
What did you do with all the tissue papers?
Libra
If chickens learn to fly, will your sandwich become president?
Scorpio
Do it! Fulfil your dreams of becoming a burrito.
Sagittarius
Eat dat_burrito.
Capricorn
There are plenty of fish in the sea. But you can't swim.
Aquarius
All these pavements but you still step on me.
Pisces
Turn down the sound in your headphones. I can hear you listening to K-Pop.
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