THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE
Aries
Embrace your kamla side today.
Taurus
Do a back-flip when it's 6 p.m.
Gemini
Your Patronus is Adam Levine.
Cancer
The Pepe meme is dead. Accept it.
Leo
Every friends circle has a Butters. Don't be that guy.
Virgo
Damn it. Stop using up all the tissues.
Libra
Make your university communication club great again.
Scorpio
When your friends tell you to drink that yellow stuff, don't.
Sagittarius
Drink that yellow stuff.
Capricorn
Get your girlfriend an Ilish Mach. Trust me.
Aquarius
All these speakers but you can't listen to my heart.
Pisces
I'm falling to Pisces. Oh wait, wrong pronunciation.
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