THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE
Aries
If you're anxious for Valentine's Day, don't be.
Taurus
Your problems at school are nearing their end.
Gemini
If you're thinking whether or not you should go for it, give it some time.
Cancer
Can you smell the wholesome fragrance in the air?
Leo
I recommend taking some time off your work for this week.
Virgo
If you feel butterflies in your stomach, you're probably hungry.
Libra
Cash me ousside, howbow dah?
Scorpio
Your hour-long meme session will yield good results.
Sagittarius
Check your phone, there's probably something worth checking out.
Capricorn
Channel your energy into pursuing your lifelong dream of becoming a unicorn.
Aquarius
Say yes to everything today. You don't need the negativity.
Pisces
If you're hopeful for the 14th, don't be.
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