Dating disasters 102

With February, we have stepped into those few days of the year when we see roses everywhere, with covert or overt declarations of undying love from those who believe in 'special days' coupled with the disdainful rants from some confident couples who declare that every day is in fact special to them. Whatever way you prefer, Valentine's Day is an issue for all, either for the special feel or the very annoyance at blooms and romance flying about in the air.

While some are happily in a relationship, some are dating someone new, some spending some confused time about their own status, many others remain happily careless about the hullabaloo. Regardless of your current situation, there were most probably one or two dating disasters you do not want to revisit. But these can be fun to laugh at, in private, right? So how many of the following have you endured? 

"Jaanu Birdies"

It is the first date and they are already addressing you with words you never thought you would have to face. Whether you are talking about your tough time or that one time you were bullied in school, nothing would matter when you hear your date, who you barely know, call you pet names. As the good hearted person that you are, you let it go. But for how long can you survive the "sweet" battery to your ears drums and not cringe? 

"The Caspers"

The conversation flows fluidly on the phone, so much so that you ask them out for a real date. But when it comes to showing up, they are just not there. It would seem fair to judge them but at a certain point you cannot help but judge yourself too. How do you get out of this? Do not bother to think about it too much. There is nothing wrong with you. They just like being Caspers-- if you know what I mean. The best way to get it over with them is by "seen-zoning." Silence is gold, my friend. 

"This is going great but I love someone else" 

Hold the phone! As much as you would want to help your date get over his or her lovelorn situation, you are not to be a part of this dramatic season. Run, if you value your heart or time! Let them deal with their problems and figure it out on their own, not on your expense. 

"I'm sorry but I can't be that person but you gotta deal with it anyway"

There are certain individuals who will take advantage of the situation of calling themselves 'introverts' and telling you that they cannot talk or go on dates or  but they would expect all of those from you. They will tell you that they like you and they would want you forever but cannot even get a hold of a "we" because it is always about them. Selfish much? Again, fly like the wind. 

"Well…this is awkward" 

Although you have talked with them over the phone and online and you both had a great time chatting and talking, when it comes to having your very first date, they seem more quiet than usual. The silence numbs your brain and it gets even worse when they start scrolling their newsfeed with you desperately trying to make conversation. There is a fine line between being shy and not being interested. Being the adults we are, we clearly get the message and it is time to show them the 'red card' before things go ahead between you two. 

Clumsy and dangerous  

This happens to everyone at a certain point of their lives, but some have a chronic habit of being careless and dangerous. It probably happened to you too, and if it did not, then you are just one of the really lucky ones. Spilling drinks or food on your date is nothing new but let's face it, it does ruin the vibe. Also, the ugly side can come out pretty quick when the precious dress gets ruined.  

Going on a date is never as easy as it seems on the movies but yes, if your special one is really the one, minor mistakes will never be the hindrance, rather another opportune moment that becomes a memory to cherish.

By Sumaiya Tasnim

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