THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE
ARIES
Pen pineapple apple- don't.
TAURUS
Who do you think wins? AMD or NVIDIA?
GEMINI
Good luck getting out of bed in this weather.
CANCER
I feel like the dust in Dhaka city has increased. Why?
LEO
Would you know the answer to that?
VIRGO
How about you?
LIBRA
There must be some logical explanation behind this.
SCORPIO
A jug can serve just as well as a glass.
SAGITTARIUS
I'm not saying you should rice your Probox. But you should rice it.
CAPRICORN
Unless you're a Starlet owner.
AQUARIUS
I don't think you should try using a loop pedal.
PISCES
I know you're a fan of chicken but you're taking it too far.
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