This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
Throwback to the time I jumped halfway across the Atlantic Ocean.
TAURUS
Have you ever done that? Have you?
GEMINI
I swear my story is 100% legit.
CANCER
Thus I am better than you because I did do the thing.
LEO
Don't throw the bottles from your roof.
VIRGO
The finest potatoes just gave me gas.
LIBRA
My Littlefinger has been cut. Geddit?
SCORPIO
Can we have an ice cream party in the Bahamas?
SAGITTARIUS
We got no chill today, only chilli.
CAPRICORN
You do look fat in a potato sack.
AQUARIUS
Are you an aquatic land creature?
PISCES
Can we not find everything funny?
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