This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
Your mouse will get stolen by a dog.
TAURUS
Your keyboard caps will be in disarray. Good luck.
GEMINI
Your headphone will constantly play Big Enough. Look it up.
CANCER
Your CPU will overheat but it's not the thermal paste.
LEO
Your graphics card's price will go up and it'll look for another job.
VIRGO
Your power supply unit will lost its power.
LIBRA
Your hard-disk will lose storage capacity.
SCORPIO
Your SSD will become an HDD.
SAGITTARIUS
Your LAN card…wait, why do you have a LAN card??
CAPRICORN
Build a Lego House.
AQUARIUS
Your chassis will be made of bread. Burnt bread.
PISCES
Your monitor will instantly become an analog display.
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