This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
If you are a comms manager, are you small in some way?
TAURUS
Check your cellphone, now it's gone!
GEMINI
Have you listened to Big Enough yet? Please do.
CANCER
I'm not really sure how memes started existing.
LEO
Don't farm all the time in *insert MOBA game of choice here*
VIRGO
Do you have headphones? Why not elbow-phones?
LIBRA
Are you sick and tired? Why not be just tired?
SCORPIO
Time to change the panel of your LED TV.
SAGITTARIUS
Party hats make good jhaalmuri containers.
CAPRICORN
Do NOT build a Lego House. Build a Lego Death Star.
AQUARIUS
Your phone case will be made out of cheese.
PISCES
Time to bring out the old 8-ball.
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