This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
Today, you will get the gift of banana.
TAURUS
I swear you don't look like a PS4. You look great!
GEMINI
Tomorrow, you will have the pickle in the world.
CANCER
Get the next generation Voodoo graphics card. It's great!
LEO
Show me da real deal!
VIRGO
Stop crying. It's going to be okay.
LIBRA
Jolly good show, lad!
SCORPIO
If you want a cup, get a hiccup.
SAGITTARIUS
Are you sure you'll look great with that sombrero?
CAPRICORN
You need to stop opening up restaurants everywhere, man.
AQUARIUS
She said do you love me, I tell her "yes".
PISCES
No wholesome message for you.
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